Joe Blogs

Joe blogs, although he's got nothing to say
As if anyone out there reads it, anyway

Joe Bloggs, he puts it out in cyberspace
He makes himself look good on his Facebook, well, just in case
He's in a social network, why does he still feel like a jerk?
Some girls have a thousand friends, how does that work?

Joe blogs although he's got nothing to say

Joe blogs about the girl from KFC
He asked if he could poke her Facebook, please?
And now she thinks he is a sleaze

Joe blogs about his friend called DJ B
He writes a hip-hop zine, is rough and mean
But really its Joe with a pseudonym

He can't beleive how girls flirt
And how the boys treat them like dirt
But with his looks he can't pull that off
Well, not without Photoshop

He put himself on YouTube
He even got a review
But it was just someone from Calcutta
Who wanted to sell Viagra to

Joe Blogs although he's got nothing to say

Joe Blogs although he's got nothing to say

Joe Blogs although he's got nothing to say