I’m A Country Member

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Unlike those Rolling Stones
I'm not short, weedy, pasty faced
All kinds of people want to channel me
To fuel their little agendas
But I dont really need your sympathy

I'm A Country Member
Just like old Doug Anthony said
I'm A Country Member
He said it one day in parliment
I'm A Country Member

Well who flattened you car battery, I did
And who put the wheel on your shopping trolley, I did
And who keeps millionaires tax free, I do
And who put the smell in cat wee, WHOA! Lord have mercy it's ME

I'm A Country Member
Just like old Doug Anthony said
I'm A Country Member
He said it one day in parliment
I'm A Country Member

Well who keeps surf beaches under tow, I did
And who made old people drive slow, i did
And who invented the mosquito, i did
And who'll see you never win lotto, I will

Well i put your ATM out of order
I put giardia in your drinking water
I forgot to put the bug in Y2K
But I did put the turd in Saturday

I'm A Country Member
Just like old Doug Anthony said
I'm A Country Member
He said it one day in parliment
I'm A Country Member

Well I'm a mirage when your dying of thirst
I spell luna park in reverse
I stopped me from finishing this...