Ain't No Trucks in Texas

There ain't no bar on the edge of town
Ain't no guitar with a lonely sound
There ain't no band playing that song
About some girl that's been gone too long

There ain't no trucks in Texas
Ain't no football in the south
Ain't no bourbon in Kentucky, I ain't drinkin' me some now
Ain't no stars in California, Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas, and I ain't missing you

There ain't no phone sitting by my drink
I don't hope it's you every time it rings
I don't care where you are
I don't wish you'd turn around that car
I don't call your friends, I don't want to know
I don't regret letting you go

And there ain't no trucks in Texas
Ain't no football in the south
Ain't no bourbon in Kentucky, and I ain't drinkin' me some now
Ain't no stars in California, Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas, and I ain't missing you

They don't get high in Colorado or party down in New Orleans
Ain't no losers out in Vegas
Ain't no Jack in Tennessee
I ain't had me one too many, and if you believe that's true
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas, and I ain't missing you

I ain't missing you
I ain't missing you