Like a Bad Sitcom

There’s an audience
And i’m the laughingstock
I can also make
Your bitch’s panties drop
Now it’s time
Put you in your place
I’m the slow motherfucker
But i’m straight up
Fucking winning the race
Shut your mouth
Or you’re gonna end up
Loosing a tooth
It’s a bar fight now
And there’s blood in the booth
Plus i’m all coked out
So there’s no chance for you
I’ve been drinking all day
I got some plans for you

My sons a girl
And she’s got a gun
(4x)

A compulsive liar
Never folds under a roof
Never wished the vest was bulletproof
I’m the one who tips your tray
Up in the lunch room
Trippin on a bunch of acid
And some mushrooms
I love beer i love liquor
I just wanna get drunk quicker
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