Make-A-Wish Kid
[Intro]
Make a wish, see if the stars answer. I'll wait
[Verse 1]
I'm the Make-A-Wish Kid that you saw on the news
You always ran and hid, you never paid your dues
Nobody cares what you did, I never lose
They give me attention and they give me treats
I met the Avengers and many athletes
Licking Brady's socks before I sleep
Shear LeBron's balls like a sheep
Rodgers won't sign your jersey, might as well weep
Though me and him are psyched up on the DMT
Both of us higher than a kitе in a tree
Everyone loves mе because I'm about to die
I hope they don't cure me, not gonna lie
If I beat stage four, I won't be spoiled
I'll get bitch slapped if my pants get soiled
President Brandon won't treat me royal
I'll never find a bitch who actually loyal
[Hook]
I'm the Make-A-Wish Kid, get outta my way
If you don't watch out, I'll make you fucking pay
I'll get Mike Tyson to truck your ass like a bison
State of emergency, here's a fuckin crisis
[Verse 2]
Your girlfriend and sister stepped by
When they saw I couldn't get hard, they cried
Downed a bottle of Viagra, penetrated vagina
Wetter than the Niagra, bust all over her designer
They took me to the diner, your girls name was Maya
V-card stolen, that's final, they playing my records on vinyl
Your sis was named Mariah, raised in Carolina
But I'm raising a tent, pitch it in the ground
You best pay the rent, or I'll unleash the hound
You must be fuckin bent, saying you're the shit around
These parts, your trash ass music sounds like farts
Your shits disgraceful to crafts and arts
You really think you're breaking charts?
All your breaking is your producers hearts
Making sick beats for you to lay some bars
Then your flow is like if girls drove cars
Bought the CD, turned it down real fast
Bold and brash? Nah, fuck that
This shit belong in the trash
I'd rather die in a fatal car crash
Than bump this hot garbage in my ride
You'll hear criticism, then run and hide
Your egos too high, you have no pride
If you'll excuse me, I've got hearts to tug
I'll drag your face thru the rug
And plunge your balls in the mud
I've burned you enough, this diss is over
[Hook]
I'm the Make-A-Wish Kid, get outta my way
If you don't watch out, I'll make you fucking pay
I'll get Mike Tyson to truck your ass like a bison
State of emergency, here's a fuckin crisis