Mr. Doubleitup

I'VE GOT TWO GIRLS FROM COAST TO COAST,
DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I LOVE THE MOST.
WHEN WE MAKE LOVE IT'S ALWAYS NICE
FEELS SO GOOD I HAVE TO DO IT TWICE,
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
TWO ANGELS CAME AND BLEW THE HORN THE DAY I WAS BORN
MR. DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP.

I KNOW TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE,
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND FEEL THE FUN,
CALL ME DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP. (Mr. Doubleitup)

I'VE GOT TWO CARS, A LINCOLN AND A CADDIE,
TWO GIRLS IN THE BACK CALLING ME DADDY. (Mmm, Daddy!!)
HITTING THE BARS DRINKING TWO FOR ONE,
DOUBLE MY PLEASURE, DOUBLE MY FUN,
I AIN'T DUMB, I'M A LOADED GUN
I BLOW MY NOSE LIKE I BLOW MY CASTLE, THEN THERE IT GOES
MR. DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP.

AH, GIVE IT TO ME.

I KNOW TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE,
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND FEEL THE FUN,
CALL ME DOUBLEITUP, (Mr. Doubleitup)
MR. DOUBLEITUP. (Mr. Doubleitup)

I SAID, YEAH, YEAH, (yeah, yeah)
I SAID, NO, NO, (no, no)
I SAID, GO, GO, (go, go)
I SAID DON'T BLOW!

FELL OUT OF BED, GOT DOUBLE VISION,
IF THIS IS LIFE IT AIN'T WORTH LIVING. (it ain't worth living)
I REALISE I AIN'T SO TOUGH,
I TOOK TOO MUCH I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH,
I FEEL PRETTY ROUGH. (Pretty rough)
HAVING TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH FUN, I'LL SETTLE FOR ONE,
MR. DOUBLEITUP,
MR. DOUBLEITUP.

WELL, I KNOW TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE,
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND FEEL THE FUN,
CALL ME DOUBLEITUP, (Mr. Doubleitup)
MR. DOUBLEITUP. (Mr. Doubleitup)
OH, IT'S DOUBLE! (Mr. Doubleitup)
MM, I'M IN A DOUBLE TROUBLE!

(Mr. Doubleitup – doubleitup)
(Mr. Doubleitup – doubleitup)

GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO.