Caned

To set the stage
To coin a phrase
You really are quite dumb

And so in brief
With great relief
I have to say I’m going

But I’m not paid enough
To be the one you want
And I’m not caned enough
To be the one you love

So don’t pretend
To comprehend
In your drunken haze

With that in mind
I think you’ll find
You’re just a little vague

But I’m not paid enough
To be the one you want
And I’m not caned enough
To be the one you love