Beers, Steers + Queers

[Intro (spoken):]
Crazy
Haha dang
Y'all gotta call the other number and find out when they're, what, how much it is to get in there
Hmm
Probably five dollars, find out where it's at
I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody popular, y'know, 'cause the Village People are popular
Yeah
Well they used to be
Well I don't know what this cock thing is I, I think it's a uh...
(laughter) The Revolting Cocks? (giggling laughter)
Yeah I think it's a, um, it's a … a male strip show, dance show
Male strippers
Hmm
I could call em and ask em what is that. What did they call it?
The Revolting Cocks
Okay (laughter) oooh boy, okay then well you have fun tonight don't freeze to death
Okay, well if y'all get a chance, come out
Okay
Alright
Bye bye

Minds are empty, heads are hollow
You might find out the truth is hard to swallow
There's a place down there where heads are square
Laws are tough, few are fair
There is a law and there is a lawman
Who is the right and who is the wrong man?

It doesn't take much to kill that guy
Don't get in my face and ask me why
Texas is the place, hang 'em high

Beers, steers and queers
Beers, steers and queers

Texas is full of women and willies
Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
Who are these people, raised in barns
Ghouls and fools, sex on farms
Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
You're full of shit, destined to go down

Let's go down, herd 'em up
If you agree, then it's word 'em up
And if you don't, then shut the fuck up

Beers, steers and queers
Beers, steers and queers

I've spent my life cold kickin' shit
Not gonna give up, ain't about to quit
Life is a bucket of [...]
Gettin' rough, feeding stock
Get in my way? I'll knock you off

Beers, steers and queers
Beers, steers and queers
Beers, steers and queers
Beers, steers and queers

I'm a crazy mother in a drunken state
A redneck asswipe who thinks he's great
So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers
Everywhere I go, personality lingers

Say you don't like my dialect
I don't give a damn, so fuck your respect
If you're looking for a reason, don't look any further
Cause I'll give it to you, baby, just like your father

Take what you get if it does the job
Texas has religion, the Revolting Cocks are God!

Beers, steers, and queers
Beers, steers, and queers! Yeeha!

This is our house and our house music. I am the creator

(Cowboy...)