Are U Being Served
David Croft, Quan Yeomans, Ronnie Hazlehurst
[Instrumental Intro]
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going second floor: carpets
Travel goods and beddings
Materials and soft furnishing
Restaurant and
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going first floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up
[Instrumental Outro]
(Well, you've all done very well and it's time you all went home)