Mindless Dancing

Ladies and gentlemen
Take your partners for mindless dancing

Here's a new dance, the mindless shuffle
It's gotta be chance that beats the bustle
When you're on the floor flexing your muscles
It's mindless dancing, a two by two
So follow the leader in front of you

Now twitch for Sam and act real shooty
Gonna make you jump, you're all such cuties
The potent quotient, that is your duty
You gotta let yourself go
Don't want no moonage dayglow
No time to tango, no time to waltz
No soft shoe shuffle to sell you short
Gotta keep it movin', you can't abort

You gotta let yourself go
Don't want no moonage dayglow
Just leave it out of my show
When you go slow, slow, quick, quick, slow
It's heel to toe and heel to toe
My, my, my, my, my, my, my

To and fro, I Hopperty hop it
Don't you know that I can't stop it?
Shine the beat before you pop it
It's all yours and you could drop it
Pull my strings, I'm just a puppet
I'm brainwashed, I really love it
Up and down, it's so hypnotic
By Jove, you know, I think you've got it
The truth's the truth, we're mad as hatters
Ain't got time for small talk chatter
Or care that much for this and that
When you're mindless dancing, nothing matters

Now swing your partners, the right, left, right
I'm making steps, oh, what a sight
Don't stop to think, just keep it tight
I get reaction from easy action
Get up an atom, an action fraction
It's mindless dancing in 4/4-four time
So drop the chops, this cut is prime
A wreck'a mecca, a rhythmic crime

You gotta let yourself go
Don't want no moonage dayglow
Just leave it out of my show
When you go slow, slow, quick, quick, slow
It's heel to toe and heel to toe
My, my, my, my, my, my, my

To and fro, I Hopperty hop it
Don't you know that I can't stop it?
Shine the beat before you pop it
It's all yours and you could drop it
Pull my strings, I'm just a puppet
I'm brainwashed, I really love it
Up and down, it's so hypnotic
By Jove, you know, I think you've got it
The truth's the truth, we're mad as hatters
Ain't got time for small talk chatter
Or care that much for this and that
When you're mindless dancing, nothing matters