Sorry

I've made a severe, and continuous, lapse in my judgement
And I don't expect to be forgiven
I'm simply here to apologize
So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned
And the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered
None of us knew how to react
Or how to feel
I should've never posted the video
I should've put the cameras down
And stopped rеcording what we were going through
Thеre's a lot of things I should've done differently, but I didn't
And for that, from the bottom of my heart...

Sorry for party rocking

Yo, I be-

I'm sorry I called all of your moms fat
(Why the fuck you lyin')
I'm sorry for killing the last Siberian Tiger
(Why you always lyin')
I'm sorry for poisoning the Gotham City water supply
(Hmmm, oh my god)
I'm sorry for shining a laser pointer at the eyes of a school bus driver
(Stop fucking lyin'
Why the fuck you lyin')
I'm sorry for monetizing my previous apology video
(Why you always lyin')
I'm sorry for running up to old women and screaming, "You're next" while holding up the obituaries
(Hmmm, oh my god
Stop fucking lyin')
I'm sorry for mailing live ants to my subscribers
Look, the goal of my content is always to entertain-
(Why the fuck you lyin'
Why you always lyin')
I'm sorry for going to Italy and screaming "Why you no speak no English?" at all of the locals
(Hmmm, oh my god
Stop fucking lyin')
I'm sorry for killing Santa Claus so that I could become the next Santa Claus in accordance with The Santa Clause
(Why the fuck you lyin'
Why you always lyin'
Hmmm, oh my god)
(Stop fucking lyin')