Pedophiles On The Web

I'm a fat fuck
And i love my computer
I chat with teens
And i smell like baby powder

I pretend i’m a teen
But i'm 48
They send me their pictures
And it's time to masturbate

I have no friends
But online i have many
All of them are teens
And all of them are me

I talk to myself
And i weave my web
And wait for the teens
To add me as a friend

So many others
Are just like me
Nobody knows that
We’re pedophiles on the web

Kiss wife goodnight
Lock door to my room
Nobody knows that
We're pedophiles on the web

I can't help myself
As i stare at the box
Chatting with the teens
As i play with my cock

They tell me all their secrets
And their teenage fantasies
Sometimes we use mail
To exchange favorite panties

I'm old enough to be
Their own father
The teens get me
So hot and bothered

Good thing the chatrooms
Have anonymity
It makes being a pedophile
Just so easy

So many others
Are just like me
Nobody knows that
We're pedophiles on the web

Kiss wife goodnight
Lock door to my room
Nobody knows that
We're pedophiles on the web

Sometimes what happens
When i talk to a teen
Is i find out it's just
Another pedophile like me

We both have a laugh
And trade pictures of kids
There's no online shortage
Of what a pedophile needs

The internet’s a haven
For people like me
The web is just one big
Pedophile community

But now i must go
Back to my dark hole
The kids are waiting
And my inbox is full

So many others
Are just like me
Nobody knows that
We’re pedophiles on the web

Kiss wife goodnight
Lock door to my room
Nobody knows that
We're pedophiles on the web