Soda Stream (Live Demo)

When will all the waiting end?
Extremes return to life again
Day in, day out, I want caffeine
And all I find is Soda Stream

Where did all the good guys go?
Oh, I search high and they lie low
Only geeks in shirts and sleeves
Still stutter on this pointless thing

All these men that slip and slur
And every one an amateur
I want a guy who can handle me
And all I find is Soda Stream

Written by guys for guys
I'm promiscuous and super size
Even if the sex isn't great
It's a relief they give into me
Relief now given to me

Every thought that occurs to me
I note down in this diary
His poetry makes the perfect gift
And well as seeming sensitive

Oh, she says she loves this advice
But are you kidding? So do I
She paints me dirty and obscene
So all she'll find is Soda Stream

Written by girls for girls
And the poster boy is 6'4"
Even if I feel a little peeved
It's a relief she's living with me
Relief she's sticking with me

Love getting the way that I act when I know she's proud

When life becomes another bore
You're watching films, you need something more
Remember please, it isn't real
And all they've got is all you need

(?)
To help me get away with it
Oh, boys and girls in shirts and sleeves
And all you'll find is Soda Stream