Every Good Boy Does Fun

he sits around and watches while you work

and laughs at your business and gives you a smirk

he thinks he's got it all figured out

he'll even give you pointers on what lifes about

round and round he goes he'll be back

and nobody knows just who he'll attack

his evil intentions will prevail

he'll call you up at 6 a.m. - it's time to post his bail

he's last on the production line

getting' high - feelin' fine

outta sight - outta mind

runnin' for the border line

can't get to work on time

loved ones are left behind

show me some assuring signs

every good boy does fine

he'll take you for everything you're worth

and send it to his family of nerverending birth

you took him in just to save a buck

he'll screw your wife and kill your kids

then what - you're fucked

america's a slammer - slam it shut

safe haven for your convicts - psychos and sluts

as leniency starts to take its toll

10,000 more pass the border patrol