Moron TV
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers, stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And crams more nonsense in her brain
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutter troll
We fill our coffers full of gold
And praise the skill of Asshole
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Well that one's fit for a sex tape
Well that one's fit for a dad
Well that one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all little girls squeal
And that one want to be president
'Cause she's got more eye appeal
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang