Eat Pray Drugs

Jesus, Reese's Pieces
And a brown bag of none of your business
Flea market boiled peanuts
Styrofoam cup of the shells between us
Hot damn, hot lunch
After Sunday service, there's a potluck
Roll one, roll up
Higher than a choir hallelujah

Only three things to do 'round here
Ain't a honey hole or a movie theater
Country is as country does
Eat, pray, drugs
Hose clamp and a 80mg
Baptist church and a Dairy Queen
We just doin' what we love
Eat, pray, drugs

Here's the church, here's the steeple
Becky dropped out, graduated to the needle
Population 'bout to drop a couple people
Damn, guess I'll see ya at the funeral

Only three things to do 'round here
Ain't a honey hole or a movie theater
Country is as country does
Eat, pray, drugs
Hose clamp and a 80mg
Baptist church and a Dairy Queen
We just doin' what we love
Eat, pray, drugs

Ain't even a swing on the swing set
Video store still got VHS
We can't fish and we can't bowl
Just crumble up some crackers on a casserole (eat, pray, drugs)

Ain't even a swing on the swing set
Video store still got VHS
We can't fish and we can't bowl
Just crumble up some crackers on a casserole (eat, pray, drugs)

Ain't even a swing on the swing set
Video store still got VHS
We can't fish and we can't bowl
Just crumble up some crackers on a casserole

Crumble up some crackers on a casserole