Middle

No he don’t have time for no scientists
He says they don’t agree
Likes to spend his time on the internet
Shows him what he wants to see
He will drive you round in his Jaguar
He’s a BA frequent flyer
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier

He talks about solar cycles
Says they’ll never make him pay
He says an Exxon-funded study says
That everything’s okay
He loves to show you the emails
How the liberals conspire
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier

He says there's a war on the motorist
The economy needs cars
Gets his meat from farms in the Amazon
His opinions from Mars
He is right behind global warming
If our summers would be drier
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier

His house is high on a hillside
He heats his patio
Says if the earth is getting hotter, yeah
Then what was all that snow
Tries to speak like Jeremy Clarkson
Thinks that he’s the new Messiah
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier

He’s not afraid of the future
When he won’t be alive
Says he’s worked so hard all his life for
The right to drink and drive
He respects you have an opinion
But tells you you’re a liar
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier