Uber Cougar

Uber Cougar, who soars
Horror, ignores
His paws, it's kind
He's lost his mind
He's weird, she's white
He strikes at night
Her prayers he'll answer
And give you cancer

Why does he--
Raaawwr!
Where is his--
Raaawwr!
When will we--
(chainsaw revving)

Uber cougar
(thunder)
Uber cougar
(and lightning)
Uber cougar
(lightning)
Uber cougar
(and thunder)

Uber cougar with power
Lives in your glower
Deep living and limbo
With flowers, akimbo

The blood he laps up
Eating no ketchup
Pure fury, no excuses
Free-jumping, fresh juices

But how could he--
Raaawwr!
Once when I--
Raaawwr!
When will we--
(launching sound)

Uber cougar
(thunder)
Uber cougar
(and lightning)
Uber cougar
(lightning)
Uber cougar
(and rain drops)
Oceans
(and Asians)
Chrysler
(and vixen)
Blue diamond
(and fun in)
His feelings
(said Cougar!)

Thunder and lightning
Lightning and thunder