Oh Boy Harold

Oh boy, Harold, what are you gonna do?
Seems you've bit off more than you can chew
Oh boy, Harold, what is there one can say?
I wouldn't be in your shoes when you climb back on your sleigh

Oh no
Oh boy, Harold, be careful, stop and think
Are you sure the solution is to drink?
Oh boy, Harold, stay: is that wise?
If Benny finds you drinking, he'll cancel your mince pies

Some of us are lucky while some of us are not
Some of us take hardship in our stride
Others, it would seem, can manage such a lot
And some of us, like Harold, shouldn't be let outside

Oh boy, Harold, gosh, that did go down fast
I hope you realise your fate is cast
Oh boy, Harold, you should've stoppеd and thought
It's not a bad idea as long as you're not caught
And I suppose that Bеnnett could be bought