Absolutely Fabulous

Edina: Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best, darling.
Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous
Patsy: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual...
Edina: Oh thank you, darling.
Patsy: ...and remember; I've known you longer than your daughter.
Edina: Champers all right for you, Pats?
Patsy: Lovely, Sweetie.
Edina: Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have
some smoked salmon and nibbly things?
Patsy: Oh, whatever; Sweetie.
Edina: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.
Patsy: Dull, soulless dance music.
Edina: Bip bip bip. Bop bop bop.
Patsy: Dull, soulless dance music.
Edina: Ride on time, ride on time. Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: That's fabulous, darling)
we're absolutely fabulous
(Patsy: That's fabulous. Edina: Good.)
Edina: Chanel, Dior; Lagerfeld, Givenchy,
Gaultier; darling. Names, names, names! Harper's,
Tatler; English Vogue, American Vogue, French
Vogue, bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue,
darling! Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Lacroix, Sweetie,
Lacroix. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Pump up the
volume!)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Just put the needle on the record.)
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Pump up the volume!)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)
Edina: Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong,
plong, kerplinky, plong. I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong,
kerplinky, plong. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Ong, plong, kerplinky,
plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling. Ong, plong, kerplinky,
plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
Champers all right for you, Pats?
Patsy: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic
lights. Bums so tight he was bouncing off the walls.
Edina: Bye, Pats. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix,
Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. La-La-La-Lacroix.
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Let the music lift you up, darling!)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Patsy:
Dull, soulless dance music.)
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, Sweetie.)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)
Edina: Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye,
darling. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
Patsy: It's fabulous.
Edina: Good. Thank you