Spizzle Trunk
Scott Kannberg, Stephen Joseph Malkmus
I sneezed corn flakes down to my nose
He's got a chrome-plated baby
So it knows where it goes
I spent a long week waiting
For my laundry with Steve
I spent a long while waiting
For my hair to recede
You shouldn't hate your body
'Cause it's part of you
Shouldn't hate your neighbour
If he's a family man
No you shouldn't hate your family
'Cause they're part of you
Shouldn't hate your friends
Your friends
Your friends
Everybody's got one
That they can't receive
When the cat's in the kitchen
There's nothing but fleas
I spent a long time waiting for my hair to recede
I spent a long time waiting for my hair to recede