Hairless Werewolf
I'm a werewolf, and I'll give you a fright
I start my transformation, in the middle of the night
When the moon is full, and the skies are dark
The other wolves will howl, and the dogs will bark
My bones break and re-shape, into a great big wolf
My eyes turn glowing red, and fangs replace each tooth
But there's one big problem that happens there
I turn into a werewolf, with no hair
I'm a hairless werewolf, I know it's kinda weird
Can't grow any hair, not even a beard
The other werewolves just give me a stare
And they ask me, dude
Where is your
Hairless werewolf?
No idea how
I don't even have eyebrows
Arm hair, leg hair, nothing at all
Can I even be a good werewolf, after all
I'm not your typical werewolf, and it's not just the hair
Unlike the others, I actually care
About the safety of others, I don't hurt anyone
My biggest goal in life, is to have some fun
So if you see me, don't be scared
Ignore the red eyes, and the fangs you see there
I'll give you a big smile, approach me if you dare
I'll say, don't I look ridiculous?
I have no hair
I'm a hairless werewolf, I know it's kinda weird
Can't grow any hair, not even a beard
The other werewolves just give me a stare
And they ask me, dude
Where is your
Hairless werewolf
No idea how
I don't even have eyebrows
Arm hair, leg hair, nothing at all
Can I even be a good werewolf, after all
Look at me, I'm a hairless werewolf
Check it out, I'm a hairless werewolf
Come say hi, I'm a hairless werewolf