Let’s Take It To The Stage

Hi ya! "oh yeah" played backwards
Hey Sloofus
(yeah) tell us something good, let's
Take it to the stage, sucker
Have no fear (get it on) MacFunk is here ha!
Doin' it to the max
Slick Brick! How's your loose booty?
Laughin' atcha let me tighten it up
Get it on yeah

Everybody funking and don't know how
They shoulda seen the bull when
He funked the cow
He funked her so hard they saw some smoke
He said
Let's get in the bed and funk like folks
Laughin' at ya (ha)
Funk used to be a bad word

(sung by the group
Interspersed with stuff from
George and others)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger my eyes on a hog
And I sat back laughin atcha!

(Say it loud) sittin in the woods upon a log
(I'm funky and I'm proud)
Finger on the trigger my eyes on a hog
And I sat back
(Talking 'bout you the Godfather)
Laughin atcha! (Godmother)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Grandfather! Heh) finger on the trigger
(Fool and the Gang) my eyes on a hog
And I sat back (They call us the funk mob)
Laughin atcha! (Dig)
(Get it on) little miss muffet sat on her
Tuffet snorting some THC
Along came a spider, slid down beside her
Said: what's in the bag bitch
She said I'm laughin' at ya, ha, ha!
(Hey Fool and the Gang)
Funk used to be a bad word
(Let's get it on! Let's take
It to the stage) motherfunk you hit it!

Sittin in the woods upon a log (Good god)
Finger on the trigger my eyes on a hog
And I sat back (Earth, hot air, and no fire)
Laughin atcha! (They call us the funk mob)
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger my eyes on a hog
And I sat back (In your loose booty)
Laughin atcha! (Ha! Dig)
Slick and the family brickwhatcha you doing?
Let's take it higher
Hey Sloofustell us something good ha ha ha!
(Laaaallala, lalalala) Those
Crazios (Crazios)
" " New type thing (New type thing)
" " Brand new funk (Brand new funk) ha!
Crazier than a sex maniac in a
Whorehouse with a credit card!

Say it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud
(doing it to death)
Say it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud
(ha ha ha)

Sittin in the woods upon a log (Get it)
(Hey Sloofus) finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog (Tell us something good)
And I sat back (Let's take it to the stage)
Laughin atcha!

(Funk used to be a bad word)
(Hey where's the godfather at?)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
(Now everybody trying to get down)
My eyes on a hog and I sat back
(Tell him, when in doubt, vamp)
Laughin atcha! (Ha, ha, ha, On the one)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Tricky Dick wasn't worried about
No incriminating Watergate)
Finger on the trigger my eyes on a hog
(Information being on those tapes)
And I sat back
(That sucker didn't want y'all to dig
On him trying to cop) laughin atcha!
(An ounce of that p-blow)

Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Now he's a laughin' at youyeah)
Finger on the trigger my eyes on a hog
And I sat back (They call us the funk mob)
Laughin atcha!
('cause they funky in the White House too)
(Let's take it to the stage, y'all)
(Hit it)