Beachside Murderer

Transgressive is a bit too strong a word
To describe this beachside murderer
Somebody washed ashore tonight
The marks around their neck just don't seem right

Well, this isn't from a kiss
Or a date somebody missed
This is good old-fashioned revenge

Describe her as a 'damn hot piece of ass'
Remember when you saw her last
She was at a party just last night
She got away when there wasn't any light

Well, well, well
This isn't from a kiss
Or a date somebody missed
This is good old-fashioned revenge
This is a happy tune
With an evil, twisted mood
And this is good old-fashioned revenge

And sometimes I wish
That I could show restraint
This beachside nihilist
He don't kill out of hate
If only you could see
You're all that's left for me
This beachside tragedy
I hope my victim sees when she writes that

This isn't just a kiss
Or a date somebody missed
This is good old-fashioned revenge
This is a happy tune
With an evil, twisted mood
And this is good old-fashioned revenge
Well, this isn't just a scam
No, this is who I am
And this is good old-fashioned revenge
This is good old-fashioned revenge
This is good old-fashioned revenge