I don’t like foreplay

Awkwardness aside and the noises ignored
I‘m hiding a yawn, I‘m so terribly bored
Please don‘t squish your face into my vulva
Your nose squeezes my clit and you just pull her
No, a stiff tongue can‘t replace a penis
No, I don‘t feel anything appealing there, genius

I don‘t like foreplay
Sorry for your dismay

Why do you push fingers in there
You have a penis, so please, please spare
Me from your fingers and your tongue
All I‘m longing for is to heavily be stung

I’m already wet by nature
I don’t need your saliva down there

Now you’re mentioning love, passion and trust
Bye bye, there goes my lust
Romantic feelings make me want to run away
Girls liking that shit is a God damn cliché
I don’t want a sensational event
I just want to get bent
Without sweet words or soft touching hands
Without sweaty skin, just someone who bangs
And not necessarily kisses
I am more superficious
So yeah, I want a quick fuck, no foreplay
And please no cuddling afterwards, okay?