Ode to the Hazbin Hotel
[Inside of Every Demon Is a Rainbow]
Inside of every demon is a rainbow
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
We can turn them ‘round
They’ll be Heaven-bound
With just a little time at the Happy Hotel
[Alastor’s Reprise]
You have a dream
You wish to tell
And it’s just laughable
But, hey kid, what the hell?
‘Cause you’re one-of-a-kind
A charming demon belle
Now let’s give these burning fools a placе to dwell
Take it, boys!
[Addict]
I’m addicted to thе madness
This hotel is my Atlantis
We’re forever gonna have a fucking reason to sin
Let me leave my soul to burn and I’ll be breathin’ it in
[Happy Day in Hell]
There’s a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing it’s hard not to stare
It’s a realm so appealing it beats anywhere
If you don’t mind the smell…
It’s a happy day in Hell!
[Hell Is Forever]
Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot
‘Cause the rules are black and white
There’s no use in trying to fight it
They’re burnin’ for their lives until we kill them again
[Stayed Gone]
Welcome home
I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
[Respectless]
You’ve got it twisted
I’m not the one who needs a new attitude
Maybe you missed it, but I’m that #Bitch and I will do
Nothin’ less than what I please
I’m the backbone of the Vees
[Whatever It Takes]
So I, I’ll be your armor
Do whatever it takes, I’ll make the mistakes
I’ll spend my life being your partner
[Poison]
‘Cause I know you’re poison
You’re feedin’ me poison
Addicted to this feelin’, I can’t help but swallow
Up your poison
I made my choice, and
Every night I’m livin’ like there’s no tomorrow
[Loser, Baby]
You’re a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You’re a fucked up, little whiny bitch
You’re a loser, just like me
[Hell’s Greatest Dad]
Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out Daddy’s glowing reviews on Yelp
(‘’Five Stars! Flawless! Greater than great!’’)
Oh, with a punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate!
(‘’Thanks, Dad!’’)
[More Than Anything]
More than anything, more than anything
I’ll shelter and adore you more than anything
[You Didn’t Know]
There’s not questions to be posed
He’s unholy, case closed
Did you forget that ‘’Hell is forever’’?
[Out for Love]
You’re out for love
Love
Think of who you care about
Protect them and be out
For love
Love
You’re gonna fight without gloves
Long as you’re out of love
[Ready for This]
Wouldn’t it be super to see more of Hell?
Join up now if you like travel
Come on boys, hop in the saddle
Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel
Not to mention the camaraderie
[Finale]
We’ll make a difference, wait and see
We’re gonna do this, you and me
Today is gonna be a fuckin’ happy day in Hell!