Mature
[Intro]
Y’all are not ready, man
‘Cause I’m about to write the most stupidest song ever
[Chorus]
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to play characters under a false facade
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to be something that i’m not
[Verse 1]
Now Yakko
He was this smartass little bitch
Singing about the countries of the world
Multiplication
The universe and much more shit
Then he decides to go woke in 2020
And my love for the show is going downhill, baby
But now I don’t care anymore
I am done liking a fictional character
[Chorus]
I am maturе now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to play charactеrs under a false facade
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to be something that i’m not
[Verse 2]
Wakko always was still this silly little guy
Always having his tongue out and he wouldn’t hurt a fly
Then he decided to just get an enormous appetite
Yeah, that’s what he was before but this is ridiculous
It’s like that’s all he talks about now
Well, right now, I’m getting pretty sick of you now
I used to like you man, what the fuck was I on?
Your voice is nothing but a shameful Ringo rip-off
[Chorus]
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to play characters under a false facade
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to be something that i’m not
[Verse 3]
Now Dot
I could write a whole different song about you
About how you’re the cutest little thing that’s ever graced the earth
But I won’t
Because liking you too much was wrong
I was a fucked up little bitch and I deserved the hate
Getting boners, flirting and being overall weird is not an okay thing
I seriously don’t know what was wrong with me
Plus I moved on to a different little gremlin
Her name is Niffty
[Chorus]
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to play characters under a false facade
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to be something that i’m not
[Bridge]
I am done pretending to be Yakko
I am done pretending to be Wakko
I am done pretending to be Dot
All of those little munchkins are just way too childish
They’re from a cartoon no one gives a fuck about
Fuck you, Family Guy director for brining them back
You did a bad job and they should’ve stayed gone
[Chorus]
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to play characters under a false facade
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to be something that i’m not
[Chorus]
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to play characters under a false facade
I am mature now
I am now grown up
I am done pretending to be something that i’m not
[Outro]
I know this sounded silly
But I mean this
I don’t like this show as much as I used to
I don’t like the reboot
The original is better
I know I sounded mean here
But that’s just how it be, man
I don’t know why I couldn’t have been just honest with my music from the start
Instead of hiding in a goofy facade
The voices weren’t even that close to the actual thing
Thank God we now have AI
That’s all I wanted to say
I just needed to get that out of my system