No, We Don't Have Any T-Shirts

Classified with that shit I can't stand.
Gave myself a hand for the grandstand.
It's no fun being the postmodern posterchild
When no one knows what that is.
What gives when content takes a holiday
and the kids have nothing left to say?
Well we're here today.
Here today.
We're here.
So buy a record from that band you can't stand,
but don't you dare take a stand.
Don't you dare take a stand.