My Pug
Anywhere I go, I'm gonna take you with me
Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Texas, and Kentucky
Buy a little trailer big enough
For just you and me
Stay up watching Golden Girls and I Love Lucy
Cuddling in bed, I kiss and rub your belly
Listen to you snort and wheeze
Whine in your sleep
Greeted with wet kisses in the early morning
Always fall asleep to the
Song of your snoring
And I don't know what I did
Before the day I met you
And I don't know what I'd do
If I ever lost you
Anywhere you go is the place
I'll call my home
Painting welcome signs and growing
Flowers in the lawn
Eating junk and watching trash 'til
The break of the dawn a gentleman you are
Always take me on long walks
A great big appetite
I like men who know how to eat
Slurping the same noodle when
We share spaghetti eating peanut butter
Dip the spoons in the jar
Buy a box of donuts glazed in icing sugar
And I don't know what I did
Before the day I met you
And I don't know what I'd do
If I ever lost you
You're the lumpiest, squishiest
Fattest little thing
You're the sweetest little guy
My double chinned baby
You're the only man I want and
The only man I need
You're the only man I dream of
Late at night when I sleep
You're the cutest pug
The kind I spent my whole life dreaming of
Growing old together in a trailer
Park so in love