The Ballad Of Yankee Josh

My name is Josh, I'm a fan of the Yankees
If they lose a game, I get really cranky
But I'm crying all the time, because my team's really stanky
My name is Josh, I'm a fan of the Yankees

I'm a Yankee

My name is Josh and the Yanks are my team
They can run hard and hit fast inside of their dreams
But in real life their jerseys all burst at the seams
The Yankees eat a lot of burrito supremes

I'm a Yankee

They all call me Josh, so I guess that's me
I'm a Yank in my heart, and a Yank in my deeds
But I wish they'd call me Alex, and I have to concede
That I wrote this song with the help of P.E.D.s

I'm a Yankee