The Beast (From The East)

[Intro:]
This is the story of a guy who’s secretly a demon
He’s just a normal guy, but when he gets this-
Okay, shut the fuck up
I think I should first introduce myself to the audience
Because it’s a story about me after all
So, ahe-hem

[Verse 1:]
My name is Valentine, but I know I’m not that saint
I like to have a drink and to gamble on my fate
I’m addicted to smoking and using naphazoline
I’m coming out of quarantine, but I ain’t got a vaccine
Now, I know that I’m addicted to a lot of different shit
But you ain’t none of it, yeah, you ain’t none of it
Baby, I ain’t addicted to all the drama and fakeness
You should’ve known it way bеfore you fell in love with my grеatness, I mean
Logically speaking, I’d fall in love with me too
Hell, my face is so gorgeous, that you should get it tattooed
All on your back, or somewhere lower, it’s completely up to you
But just in case you need a reference pic, just google me, boo
Ha, all jokes aside, you need a grip, cause baby, you ain’t got one
At first it all seemed kinda silly, yeah, it seemed kinda fun
But now I scare the shit out of you with everything I’ve done
Make you think you should run, think you should buy a gun

[Chorus:]
This is the story of a guy who’s secretly a demon
He’s just a normal guy, but when he gets this primal feeling
His hair turns blue, his body grows in size and gets all scary
Some think he’s real, some think he’s not, but he’s still legendary

[Post-Chorus:]
Okay, Neon Hearts, are you done with the singing?
Because I need to continue telling the story to the audience, thank you very much
So, like I was saying

[Verse 2:]
I like the taste of blood and the meat in my freezer
When I slash a fucking fuckboy, cause he’s a pussy pleaser
No offence to pussies, I like you very much
I just hate fucking fuckboys, I bet you know the grudge
Cause I’m a beast from the east, you can call the exorcist
Cause when that demon is released, I don’t fear a single priest
And I don’t roll with the punches, I’m the one who’s gonna punch
I’ve just had a shot of whiskey and a fuckboy for my lunch

[Interlude:]
Just to clear shit up, I don’t actually eat fuckboys
They taste like shit and I’m sick of their whining when I’m about to butcher them
Also my lawyer told me to mention it for.. you know… legal reasons, whatever those might be

[Chorus:]
This is the story of a guy who’s secretly a demon
He’s just a normal guy, but when he gets this primal feeling
His hair turns blue, his body grows in size and gets all scary
Some think he’s real, some think he’s not, but he’s still legendary

[Outro:]
So this is pretty much everything you need to know about me
And remember: I’m coming for you