Gordon Ramsay

[Intro:]
Hey, you fucking donkey!
It's Neon fucking Heart!
Are you listening to me?
Y'all should be listening to me!
C'mon!

[Verse 1:]
I am turning on the oven, cause I’m ready to roast
I know how to handle fuckers that can never get lost
If you wanna end up on a plate, like an egg toast
I can give a master class at a hella big cost
Hell’s kitchen is my home, I’m a devil with a spoon
Make you bleed hot sauce, like a fucking ragout
Tie you up, dice you up, then slowly stew
Dip your fingers in your blood, like a fucking fondue

[Pre-Chorus 1:]
Everybody knows not to mess with a real chef
Otherwise you’ll end up cuffed to a real wheelchair
Everybody knows that I know how to work a knife
And the main ingredient’s your life

[Chorus:]
I am Gordon fucking Ramsay
Got ‘em suckers hella spicy
They will do whatever I say
Cause I’m Gordon fucking Ramsay
I am Gordon fucking Ramsay
Got ‘em suckers hella spicy
They will do whatever I say
Cause I’m Gordon fucking Ramsay, Ramsay, yeah!

[Verse 2:]
I’m hot like butter on a frying pan
All the pigs are flying when I pull up in a minivan
From Japan to Yucatan, everybody knows me, man
Cardamom and cinnamon
I caught ‘em in the sin I’m in, damn
I’m slicin’ and dicin’, your blood is the icing
The dish I’m devising, the taste is so nice
In the name of the taste I will do anything
All my Micheline stars are the proof, don’t you think so?

[Pre-Chorus 2:]
Hey, you fucking donkey, who’d you think you’re talking to
You stupid fucking monkey, whatcha tryna get into?
Take your own advice and get the fuck off my eyes
I am cooking up your ass while my money multiplies

[Chorus:]
I am Gordon fucking Ramsay
Got ‘em suckers hella spicy
They will do whatever I say
Cause I’m Gordon fucking Ramsay
I am Gordon fucking Ramsay
Got ‘em suckers hella spicy
They will do whatever I say
Cause I’m Gordon fucking Ramsay, Ramsay, yeah!