Fidgety Queen (Spoken by Bob Calvert)

(Spoken)
Und now, are you ready for this one? You will like it, kiddies.
We present for your fervent felicitations, the fabulous, futuristic, far-fetched feats of the fearless Fidgety Queen!

She's so fidgety when we're alone.
She's so hard to take why can't we know?
But I'll still take her home,

I know she's all wrong,

But she's all right yes she's all right
but she's all right with me now. Me now.

She's so put it on she's not that way.
When she's on the make can't let her go.
And I'll still take her home,

I know she's all wrong,

But she's all right, yes she's all right
but she's all right with me now. Me now.

She's a circus queen she lets you know.
It's a masquerade she is a show. But I'll still take her home,

I know she's all wrong,

But she's all right, yes she's all right
but she's all right with me now. Me now.