Baby, I Grew You a Beard

Sitting on my own girl
I've had time enough to grow a beard for you
I'm hiding out in cars, yeah
I've been tryna find a way back home to you

These California stars, girl
They've been hanging out
Yeah, hanging out for you
'Cause I know that you'll love the man
Whose follicles are growing just for you

Could you find a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing?
Could you find a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I could sit on the fence
Learn self-defense
I could watch some telly
And get real smelly
Oh, I don't know

I could fight a battle
Yeah, shake my rattle
I could sleep, I s'pose
Get bellicose
Oh, I don't know

I could dream of rainbows
Melting ice flows
I could squeeze a melon
Commit a felon
Oh, I don't know

I could meditate, I could mediate
I could pillories, I could plagiarize
I could just survive

I could get in training to be amazing
I could tie myself up
I could set myself free

Have you got a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing?
Have you got a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Sitting on my own girl
I've had time enough to grow a beard for you
'Cause I know that you'll love the man
Whose follicles are growing just for you

I'm hiding out in cars, yeah
I've been tryna find a way back home to you
These California stars, girl
They've been hanging out
Yeah, hanging out for you

These California stars, girl
They've been hanging out
Yeah, hanging out for you
Yeah, just for you