Dear Slum Landlord...

Big strong boss
Have a query to raise
With my head underfoot
Face shaved on stone and
It's answer enough

Big strong boss
Safety for me
Is many steps too far
You're the cudgel
Dripping with gold

I am improved when
Rhythmically clubbed

Deserving case,
Lousy deserving case
Lowly deserving case,
Deserving case

Safety for me
Is many steps too far
Face shaved on stone
And rhythmically clubbed
I am improved
It's answer enough

Deserving case,
Shirking deserving case
Backwards deserving case,
Deserving case
At your service!