Fatter and Dumber

Oh those were the good times the best times i´ve ever had
Times of climbing up trees to piss on an old man´s head
Times of burping contests, magazines under the mattress
With all their pages stuck, spit fights and water guns
I grew up, i blew up
I just got fatter and dumber
Got older, not wiser
I just got fatter and dumber...
I´ll just make another snot ball pick my nose until i die
Posters falling off the wall my dick stuck in my fly
Never stop playing with my food, someone took a dump in the pool
Neighbor´s hung her clothes to dry, now her panties are all mine
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