The Women of Scribble Jam
Aye man yeah
Man why don't you battle me man?
I heard you like, freestyle and stuff
Yo, man i ain't tryin' to do no broads
Ayo, A Train yo, A Train
Give me a beatbox man, c'mon
Murs change crews but he should change shoes
Quick, cause his girlfriend stinks
When I kiss her
He probably brush his teeth with
Wood grain glue stick
Hey Murs, what you think of me mister?
You finished? yeah, great man find me a date
How come you never get me laid
When I'm in your state?
Man, I have blue balls, so fuck a blue tape
I'm tryin' to find a b-girl that
Wanna to eat a tube steak
Cause they're all vegetarians and
Don't chew meat
They're rather have a Kansas City tofu treat
Or they're pregnant in the kitchen and
They're pushin' out my babies
Battle me, quit lookin' at the ladies
But did you see that chick with
My CD in her hand? (No)
I hope I'm the reason that
She came to Scribble Jam
To watch the MC Battle while we hold hands
Wait, she's talkin' to Pace
Hope I still gotta chance
Pace gets girls that ain't even
In your roll call
Your beard looks like pubic hair
On a troll doll
Those girl lines are from sixth grade son
I got 99 lines but a bitch ain't one hit me
Ohhh, that was vicious
Man, look at these bitches
Adidas sweatpants, tank tops so delicious
Man I'm out of town
It might not sound right but fuck it
I might eat a little pussy tonight
Yo, we clash like Japaneses
And American cinema
Little Murs practically, get a?
So hey young homie, you look gay in Velcro
Probably masturbate to the Dave Chapelle show
The skyline chilly met a fly young Phillie
Asked if she was on the menu
Just tryin' to be silly
She smiled and she laughed so I
Had to ask her out
We fucked the shit out of each
Other on Mr dibb's couch
It's called Scribble Jam, a hip hop frenzy
My first time was last summer
Fell in love with this shit
Never seen so many cute hip hop chicks
First night at Top Cats caught
One that was thick aye Mac
You listenin' or still poppin' that shit?
Well I live to pop shit when
I rap at Scribble Jam and you
You're like Juice's sacrificial lamb
My mom even thinks you rap cheesy
Cause Shock G had the best
Verse on your last CD
Cause Your +Mom Iz A Thug+
And she'll fuck me up
Man, I'm tryin' to lay back
And get sucked up shut the fuck up cause you
Really don't know me
That's how you got that black eye
To go with that trophy
But I pawned that trophy like a Hanzo sword
Fuck it I don't wanna battletalk no more
Cause battle rap careers
Well usually they end
So Murs introduce me to your friends
Them two right there, drove in from Miama
The short one's Misha, the tall one Tammy
Get your mind of the mic and
Tell me which one you like
Should have done this with Slug but
He was booked for the night
Naw, Slugs always drunk
Talkin' at the after party
Give me Tammy in the
Hollisters & Ambercrombie
And while you sittin' there
Talkin' to Misha
I'mma get us four shots of Tequilla
Sit tight
Man, tonight is the night I
Think I found my wife
Diggin' through them records over
There to the right
The way her thongs stickin' up out
Her pants got me grinnin' hey Mac
What?
I only come to Scribble Jam for the women
Murs, you were right
I just found a diva with a dark
Muddy mind a purse full of spikes
All up in the rental van with my vixen
I only come to Scribble Jam for the women
These girls are hot man i'm glad
You turned me onto them
A Train mr dibbs
Hardcore atmosphere
Eyedea & Abilities mac Lethal
AdeeM juice & Eminem
Brother Ali sage Francis
Oh, the Oddjobs we got Pace La Rock
We got Architype el-P
And of course, Living Legends midwest
Juice & Eminem