Cameron, I Would Call You a Cunt (Band Version)

[Verse 1]
So it's farewell to the NHS
Legal aid and pensions
Working for your dole when employment's in a hole
And not to fucking mention

Tax cuts for the richest
Benefit cuts for the poor
Can you please explain to me why we should tolerate your shit any more?

[Chorus]
Cameron, I would call you a cunt
But you don't have the depth or charm
And if we should ever meet
You'll also meet my bailing arm

Oh, George Osborne, I would call you a cunt
But the usefulness and beauty are amiss
And if we should ever meet
I'll be givin' you a Glasgee kiss

[Verse 2]
It's a bit weird getting your jollies
From increasing our risk of dying
Or can you just not get it up
Without the thought of poor folks crying?

You, punch tables victorious
Each time you whack another coffin nail in
While I punch pictures of your face
Man, my hate for you is unfailing

[Chorus]
Oh, Michael Gove, I would call you a cunt
But you don't have the depth or charm
And if we should ever meet
You'll also meet my bailing arm

Oh, Theresa May, I would call you a cunt
But the usefulness and beauty are amiss
And if we should ever meet
I'll be givin' you a Glasgee kiss

[Bridge]
You murder what we breathed life into for years
Rape the state-born from our blood, sweat, and tears
Abuse our children with all these unnecessary cuts
If we ever meet, may your god help your nuts
(Oooooh!)

[Chorus]
Cameron, I would call you a cunt
But you don't have the depth or charm
And if we should ever meet
You'll also meet my bailing arm

Oh, government, I would call you all cunts
As you're very good at pissing
Down on those living hand-to-mouth
Let's hook up for that Glasgow kissing

[Spoken]
Cunt