Neighbor

Tell me all about your neighbor
Tell me something I don't know
His chest is thicker
I don't have to measure

I know that it's bigger
I don't know about your neighbor
Please don't talk about your neighbor
I don't want to hear his name

He's built like a barrel
And his arms are large
And my arms are skinny
I really fear your neighbor

He probably owns a gun
But doesn't need it
He could squash me like a bug
And fix your car at the same time

I just lost you to your neighbor
But I don't think that he's your type
He's always there and he makes you cook
And you never cook

Retrieve a beer for your new neighbor
Where did I fall short
When did you get so annoyed