Driving Your Girlfriend Home
Mark E. Nevin / Morrissey
I'm driving
Your girlfriend home
And she's saying
How she never chose you
Turn left, she says
I turn left
And she says
So how did I end up
So deeply involved in
The very existence
I planned on avoiding?
And I can't answer
I'm driving
Your girlfriend home
And she's laughing
To stop herself crying
Drive on, she says
I drive on
And she says
So how did I end up
Attached to this person
When his sense of humour
Gets gradually worser?
And I can't tell her
I'm parking
Outside her home
And we're shaking hands
Goodnight, so politely