Halloween

I am a skeleton
Both in body and in mind
These hollow bones are proud of tones
That were never all that hard to find

I am a zombie
Who feeds off of someone else's brain
To try to keep on living
And to filter out the dark disdain

These chords won't help you get a job
Heartbreak just makes a man a slob
Don't fret and
Keep up on your cardio

I am a vampire
I never go outside
I'm 100 years too old for this
And you'd think that I had died

I am a werewolf
I'm howling out of tune
And I change everything about myself
Once in a full moon

These chords won't help you get a job
Heartbreak just makes a man a slob
Don't fret and
Keep up on your cardio

I am bound to a backup plan
I will always my biggest fan
God knows I don't want to be seen
So I'll hide my face like it's Halloween

I'm going door to door
Trick or treat or just ignore
I messed up, so I'll fess up
I dressed up like it's Halloween

These chords won't help you get a job
Heartbreak just makes a man a slob
Don't fret and
Keep up on your cardio