Rabies Baby

[Intro]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm here to tell you story tonight
It's a story right inside my heart and I'm just gonna have to testify!

[Verse 1]
She was a teenage virgin waitress
From Fort Smith, Arkansas
She's the queen of cowabunga
Loves Razorback football

She like to bite me, give me the rabies
When I'm away from her I feel crazy

[Chorus]
She's my rabies baby (rabies baby)
Drives me crazy (rabies baby)
She's my rabies baby (rabies baby)

[Verse 2]
She got the round mounds
Of pure pleasure pounds
Come from way down south
Sometimes she foamin' at the mouth

I said, "Oh honey, what can this be?"
She combed her beard and said, "Lycanthropy"

[Chorus]
She's my rabies baby (rabies baby)
Drives me crazy (rabies baby)
She's my rabies baby (rabies baby)

Rabies baby (rabies baby)
My rabies baby (rabies baby)
Oh, my rabies baby (rabies baby)
She's my rabies baby (rabies baby)

[Outro]
Mmm, mmm, mm-mm-mm (rabies baby)
Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm (rabies baby)
Say oh, oh, oh-oh (rabies baby)
Mm-mm, Mm-mm-mm-mmmm (rabies baby)
Oh! Huh! Huh!