Not As Much As Football

I love you more than bigfoot trucks
I love you more than shootin' ducks
I love you more than the pool hall
But not as much as football

I love you more than Richard Petty
I love you more than spaghetti
I love you more than meatballs
But not as much as football

I love you more than Dale Earnhardt
I love you more than lightin' my fart
I love you more than Montreal
But not as much as football

I love you more than ESPN
I love you more than drinkin' gin
I love you more than Les Paul
But not as much as football

Vince Lombardi, take me down
Terry Bradshaw, hang around
Fourth and one, can't be found

I love you more than Foghorn Leghorn
I love you more than gettin' hit with a shoehorn
I love you more than a pub crawl
But not as much as football

I love you more than drinkin' beer
I love you more than eatin' steer
I love you more than the polo ball
But not as much as football

Vince Lombardi, please help me
Terry Bradshaw, can't you see?
It's fourth and one, I can't see

I love you more than bigfoot trucks
I love you more than shootin' ducks
I love you more than the pool hall
But not as much as football

I love you more than Richard Petty
I love you more than eatin' s'ghetti
I love you more than the meatballs
But not as much as football