Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus

I saw You sittin' there
I was tryin' not to stare
I wasn't sure if it was You
I didn't know just what to do

Are You drinkin' with me Jesus?
I can't see You very clear
Are You drinkin' with me Jesus
Would You buy a friend a beer?

As I nestled on my barstool
I felt Your warmness within
I looked down at my pants
That wasn't warmness
I wet myself again

Are You drinkin' with me Jesus?
I can't see You very clear
Are You drinkin' with me Jesus
Would You buy a friend a beer?

Does Your head pound, Jesus
As hung over You do rise?
How does paradise look, Jesus
Through holy bloodshot eyes?

Should we take a cab home Jesus?
Man, we can hoof it from here
I know You can walk on the water
But can You walk on this much beer?

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus?
I can't see You very clear?