It Wasn't Me
Someone stole the Princes' Royal past It wasn't me, oh no,
Someone said they saw me near it last It wasn't me, oh no,
How could a beggar such as me
Steal from a House of Royalty
Say you saw a white man with a smile Who could it be? Some sluts
Cutting off their heads could take awhile And you would see your nuts
If you're concerned with such a blunder Why did your boy steal from Stevie Wonder What Beatle gave his songs to you?
Solo
I don't have much time left for this game
It wasn't me, I swear
Just ask anybody in this town
It wasn't me, I care
If you would study history
It might surprise you just to see
We're in the same damned family
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