Stayin' Safe
This goes out to everyone who will be deeply offended by this song but catching themselves singing it anyway
You're welcome motherfucker
Everyone’s wearing a mask outside
With the fresh air blowing in their own eyes
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you’re protestin' black lives
Virtue signal for the world to know
That you’re a good person and not a stupid hoe
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you vote for Sleepy Joe
Everyone’s wearing a mask in the car
Got it sealed up right like an airtight jar
Staying from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you cover up who ya are
Everyone’s wearing a mask while they drive
With the pedal to the metal going 25
Staying safe from corona
It don’t know ya
When you’re brain cells are super fried
Everyone’s wearing a mask at the beach
Toes in the sand, tan lines on their cheeks
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you give that satan speech
Everyone’s wearing a mask while they loot
With their military guns and their combat boot
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you take something really cute
Everyone’s wearing a mask at the park
Keep six feet away or they’ll fucking nark
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you got that Karen bark
Everyone’s wearing a mask with bad breath
Trying to escape their impending death
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
Cuz the experts all know best
Everyone’s wearing a mask while they sleep
Shhh don’t wake em, they’re counting sheep
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you’re programmed little peep
Everyone’s wearing a mask at high noon
Convincing each other nobody’s immune
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you’re friends with Kim Jong Un
Everyone’s wearing a mask except me
Keeping intact my sovereignty
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
When you’re at a Trump rally
Everyone’s wearing a mask between bites
Walking tall to the table and feeling really right
Staying safe from the corona
It don’t know ya
But I fucking do
Wake the fuck up
Own your fucking sovereignty
Trust it
It's a fucking joke
Hahaha yes
Wake the fuck up