I Wish I Was Danny Kaye

Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty two

Inchworm, Inchworm
Measuring the marigold

Me a swan? Ah, go on!
And he said 'Yes, you're a swan'
Take a look at yourself in the lake, and you'll see

And he looked, and he saw
And he said 'I am a swan! Whee!'

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

I would scat with...Mr. Satchmo
Hang with...Ol' Pinnochio

Have a babe in every toy store
Have a lot, have some more

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

He got a haircut ??
Suitcoat with elbow patches
Who was his wife am I dreamin'
She got everything she needs yeah, yeah

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

I wish I was wish I was wish I was wish I was
Wish I was wish I was wish I was wish I was...

Don't you wish you were too
(Oh yeah)
Don't you wish you were too
(You know I do)
Don't you wish you were too
Don't you wish you were too
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