Theme Song
“Now Darnell turn that beat down!”
[Verse 1]
Before we get started
I’ll say hi my name is Martin
I go harder than The Carter
But nah, ain’t from New Orleans
I’m the real fresh prince I’ll pull Willis out a Carlton
Oops I mean a coffin, tell the haters hop off ‘em
Niggas spittin’ sick shit, the flow covered in anthrax
The hottest nigga underground, I should work for Amtrak
Please don’t talk that fly shit cuz that’ll get ya mans wet
Buckshot buckshot, like the back of Pam’s neck
And Tommy still ain’t got no job
And Gina still got them lips to suck a corn off a cob
This ain’t ya average episode of “Martin and Friends”
Just sit back, press play, and let the story begin
It’s Fontane, man