Make Me Do It

[Verse 1]
A dirty old man in this town
I don't want to call no name
Doing what he accustomed
Now he plainly shamed
I was just in time to hear him
Lying to Evelyn
Saying is she will force him
So she's the one to blame
If you hear him...

[Chorus]
"Darling! Darling! You see what you make me do?
Why did you insist that I must do this
To prove my love to you?
But I'm telling you Eve though you wouldn't believe
What ah'm saying is true
You're the one and only girl in this whole world
I ever do that to!"

[Verse 2]
He tell she, "Darling well kiss me"
She spring she head like a trap
"Ah love you girl don't resist me"
She buss the feller a slap
Oh well I laugh until ah fall down
Flat, flat on the ground
He turn 'round and tell the young girl
"The next time you want it you won't get it at all"

[Chorus]
"Darling! Darling! You see what you make me do?
Why did you insist that I must do this
To prove my love to you?
But I'm telling you Eve though you wouldn't believe
What ah'm saying is true
You're the one and only girl in this whole world
I ever do that to!"

[Verse 3]
I don't believe you at all, at all
You handle yourself too good
Nobody but a professional
Could do it the way you could
So anytime you say it the first ride
That is a blasted lie
Every movement that you made
Was like a old professor in the trade
If you hear him...

[Chorus]
"Darling! Darling! You see what you make me do?
Why did you insist that I must do this
To prove my love to you?
But I'm telling you Eve though you wouldn't believe
What ah'm saying is true
You're the one and only girl in this whole world
I ever do that to!"