Got A Story To Tell

[Intro]
Who y'all talkin' to, man?
Yo, this story, is crazy
Check it

[Verse]
I kick flows for ya, rip mad shows for ya
Even leave wifey sick alone at home for ya
Brothers think this the easy life
Homie, picture that on the Snapchat
Then filter that, it's difficult in fact
Lay the game down quite flat
But this day wasn't like that
November a couple months back
These kinda choices that we got make me wanna get Bush back
I'm messing witchu
The election of the century
I remember like yesterday
I'm up in Minnesota, the tour almost over
Ridin' through middle America reading these Trump signs
Me and Lars laughing like they out they mind, ha
Turns out
The team spent a couple mil
Throw a five in front
Called Hillary "Conniving stunt"
Y'all ride with Trump
Rather deal with her
Ain't no fear in her
But what about Benghazi huh?
She giggled, thinking she had it in the bag
Never thinking of the possibility of coming last
Advisors like "Man you better talk to em"
Last debate put a spark to em
Now the scenery is lookin' dark to em
But he got heart to em, tape leaking dirty parts to em
All, bad
I'm praying this stops as the date gets closer
Women saying that he groped her
It's getting gross-uh!
Thankfully it's almost a wrap
Worst campaign in history they both fall flat
We on stage just, cool as a fan, mics in hand
Know they won't elect that man
But they can and they will though
I'm tryna' chill though
Even though these results are looking kinda ill yo
I keep singing all the songs I wrote
Thinking bout' most of the homies that I know don't vote
And how I hustled from the road to get my absentee ballot in
No doubt in my mind this cat won't win
Eleven thirty, the results looking shaky
Trump winning the West Coast we can't escape 'em
Same dude who put his name on steaks
Ran a campaign tryna' make America great
And they bought it, even lost the popular vote
But got the electoral college man this ain't no joke
"Give him a chance they said"
Discriminating in housing
"Give him a chance they said"
Fake school scammed thousands
"Give him a chance they said"
But his cabinets racist
And this who gone bring us to greatness?
Sigh
Anyway, I got to move from the screen
Every three seconds I'm swearing this is a bad dream
Grab the keys to the whip put the merch in as well
Bring some weed I got a story to tell

[Outro]
Y'all ain't gone believe this man
Remember Donald Trump?
The dude from The Apprentice?
Caught a Stone Cold Stunner at WrestleMania?
Yooo son is the president B
Yeah man